How to do everything

…and complete nothing.

I do like the song, though.

OH MAN HAVE YOU SEEN THE TRAILER FOR THOR IT IS GOING TO BE SO AWESOME LOOK AT THIS VIDEO HE’S GOING TO USE HIS HAMMER AND

VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOM I AM RACING THROUGH THE STREETS IN THIS VIDEO GAME WATCH HOW I FLOOR IT RIGHT INTO

THIS MUSIC VIDEO HAS A WOMAN DANCING IN IT AND I DON’T CARE FOR IT.  I DON’T KNOW WHY I PUT IT LOADING IN THE BACKGROUND I SWEAR BRO, IT’S NOT MY THING, I’M INTO THIS WICKED RAD SNOWBOARDING VIDEO OH WAIT NO NOW THEY’RE SKIING I SWEAR THIS PLAYBOOK ISN’T MINE

[If you are reading this on a Playbook, you should have started doing something else by now.  You have like 30 apps running simultaneously–if you don’t stop reading this you won’t have time to read the tweets or tumbles or any of the other things that you won’t actually finish (or start).]

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